Fresh from the denim frontier
Lint Eastwood
A pocket-born drifter keeps Main Street mildly dusty.
Town Ledger
Six details were agreed upon before the sheriff misplaced his reading glasses in the wash.
- Ticker
- $LINT
- Hometown
- Left pocket, blue jeans
- Trade
- Rounds up loose threads before breakfast
- Hat size
- One ambitious brim
- Wanted for
- Leaving fuzz on black trousers
- Horse
- Still waiting outside the dryer
Pocket Justice
Lint Eastwood came out of somebody’s jeans with a hat, a moustache, and no useful explanation. He patrols the dry gulch behind the laundromat, where loose threads gather after sundown. His law is simple: pockets stay honest, cuffs stay clean, and every suspicious fiber gets one chance to leave town before the next rinse cycle.
Keep the pockets clean and the saloon cleaner.